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Warning: This is a super crazy long post encompassing the night before the race, the day of before the race, the race itself, and the 4 days of recovery after the race. Please prepare yourself before reading on as it might take you a while to read it – hopefully not as long as it took me to run it.
Note: It’s my blog and I’ll ramble if I want to.
A piece of trident gum. Two Jolly Ranchers (one apple and one grape). Two packets of Gel. 18 cups of Gatorade. A running partner for just over 5 hours. These items all came together last Sunday to help me get through my first Chicago Marathon.
THE NIGHT BEFORE
7 PM: Ate my ‘last meal’ of Fettuccini with maranara sauce.
8 PM: Went to bed
8:15 PM: Awoke in a panic, didn’t know if the brown line train would get me to the starting line on time.
8:16 to 8:30 PM : Contacted CTA, discovered the brown line would NOT get me there on time, decided instead to take the red line train. This will be a pain as the nearest stop to my apartment is over 1 mile away.
8:31 to 8:40 PM: Pace around the apartment trying to think of a better way to get to the start line.
8:41 to 9:00 PM: Contacted CTA (again) and figured out the #36 bus would take me door to door tomorrow with plenty of time to spare.
9:01 PM: Went to bed, tossed and turned a bit, and fell asleep.
THE BIG DAY
5:00 AM: Alarm goes off
5:01 – 5:40 AM: Shower, eat a cliff bar with water, take 2 Imodium as safety precaution.
5:41 – 6:00 AM: Triple check I have all my stuff and head out.
6:08 AM: Board the #36 bus southbound. It is packed with marathon runners.
6:27 AM: Arrive downtown and walk to the Congress hotel for a last minute toilet stop.
7:00 AM: Dropped my bag off at gear check near the start line
7:15 AM: Met up with Jimmy and his friends running the race.
7:15 – 7:45 AM: Talked, tried to stay warm, burned off a little nervous energy.
7:45 AM: One last stop at the porta john before the race.
8:00 AM: After the Star Spangled Banner plays the race starts as the elites take the course.
8:19:25 AM: We make it to the starting line (by now 20,000+ runners are already on the course)
Mile 0 to Mile 0.75 Jimmy, Damon and I are running together north on
Mile 0.75 to Mile 2 I discover that my watch has started and stopped a few times from bumping into other runners and will therefore not tell me my final time. At least this happens early so I wouldn’t have to freak out at mile 22 or something like that. I miss the 1 Mile sign and am relieved to see the 2 mile sign at
Mile 2 to Mile 3 At this point I was just thinking this is so cool to be running downtown. It also made me want to run the Shamrock Shuffle again in 2007 since the route so far was very similar to today.
Mile 3 to Mile 4 Damon and I decide to start ‘whoring’ ourselves out by giving the fans (who were AMAZING – all 1.5 million) high fives as we went. We would do this occasionally on straight-aways (
Mile 4 to Mile 5 I was to meet my sister at Mile 5 on the right side of the course so we started drifting over to that side. Just then Damon spotted friends watching and said hey as we kept running. I almost entirely missed my sister at mile 5 since she was on the LEFT rather than RIGHT side as we agreed upon. I guess she couldn’t make it across the course with all the runners. We almost killed ourselves veering from the right side of the road to the left in a few yards.
Mile 5 to Mile 6 Running North on
Mile 6 to Mile 7 The course moved west to
Mile 7 to Mile 8 We hit the northernmost point of the course as we turned left onto
Mile 8 to Mile 9 Welcome to Boystown. The theme this year was the Wild West and the local residents (gay community included) sported cowboy hats and other western gear. I have to admit the crowd was into the race and it made for a distraction from the sore legs and tired feet. All in all I was still feeling strong at this point other than a developing blister in the arch of my left foot. At around mile 8.5 I saw some friends (and former Chicago Marathoners) who were cheering the runners on. It’s great to have a big crowd in general and better to have those you know cheering you on.
Mile 9 to Mile 10 We veered onto
Mile 10 to Mile 11 Still in my neighborhood – leaving
Mile 11 to Mile 12 As we continue southbound on Wells, we skirt Cabrini Green where the crowds are once again thick. There are kids jumping rope double-dutch style and the folks at the Moody Bible Institute are cheering for Jesus and or the runners. There’s even a Christian Rock station on hand for all the fun.
Mile 12 to Mile 13 We are back downtown again. Coming up is bridge number 4 (of 6) which dumps us onto
Just before Mile 13 (and just south of Franklin and Monroe) I made my one and only restroom break – peeing in an alley behind a dumpster as any self-respecting marathoner would. Nevermind this is illegal and within 1 block of where I used to work. I hope this blog will not incriminate me. When you stop and think about it one bathroom stop in 26.2 miles and over 5 hours of running is remarkable since I drank (~18 cups Gatorade x 8 oz per cup ~ 144 oz ~ 1.125 Gal) ~ 1.125 Gallons during that time. Let’s just say there was a lot of sweat involved and leave it at that.
Mile 13 to Mile 14 13.1 miles means halfway there or 3 miles into race #3 if you look at it another way. The crowd was in full force at the halfway point as it was a nice meeting point for runner and fans. Psychologically it’s a mixed bag because there are fewer miles ahead then behind but there is also the brief thought that ‘I have to do that AGAIN?’ Fortunately the legs were holding up and the blister only moderately hurt at this point. Note that I didn’t say “all was well” because running this far makes me tired and sore but all things considered I was feeling okay.
Mile 14 to 15 By now we were firmly on the ‘where the hell are we’ portion of the course. I just knew that the streets were unfamiliar, the crowd was sparse, the wind was in our faces, and I wasn’t super happy. Between mile 14.5 and 15 we passed by the
Mile 15 to Mile 16 At Mile 15 we hit the 9th aid station on the course and I couldn’t have been happier about that. I got 2 cups of Gatorade, we stopped for a brief stretch, and I tied my left shoe T-I-G-H-T because I was sick of the blister forming on the bottom of that foot. I figured no circulation in the left foot was better than the constant shoe rubbing. Before we hit mile 16 we crossed the 25K mark which meant we had been running for two minutes shy of 3 hours.
Mile 16 to 17 I don’t really remember this mile other than it was significant because I had never run over 16 miles on a single run before. I was entering uncharted territory. We also saw people wearing shirts from a Root Beer / Pizza Joint from Damon’s hometown outside of
Mile 17 to 18 Running through Little Italy was fun and the crowd was excited. I kept thinking ‘I gotta come back here when I’m not running a marathon.’ PowerBar was giving out Power Gels at mile 17.5 and I took one but got Strawberry Banana. Yuck. A mile or 2 later Damon gave me a Green Apple that helped some. I had taken the one and only gel I brought at mile 16.
Mile 18 to 20.5 As you can tell by grouping 2.5 miles together there wasn’t much to say about these miles other than they sucked. This is the proverbial ‘wall’ and they even had a real display complete with a wall and Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.” Mile 20 also marked the end of race #4 in our five mile race increments.
Mile 20.5 to 21.5 All I really remember here is making the sharp turn off Halsted onto
Mile 21.5 to 23
Mile 23 to Mile 24 A quick turn before mile 23 and another quick turn after it was a good thing. It kept the mind off of the pain of running and made me feel like distance was being covered. We hit the 15th aid station at mile 23.5 and turned north onto
Mile 24 to Mile 25.2 Signs everywhere proclaimed the next aid station to be the last so we took that advice and made sure to get some extra Gatorade at this point as well. Just before mile 25 (the conclusion of our 5th 5 mile ‘race’) we passed the 40 kilometer mark at 4:50:04 with less than a mile and a half to go. Just after mile 25 there was actually one last aid station and one last cup of Gatorade to be had before the final mile.
The Final Mile The crowds were once again thick with people watching the runners finish. While I felt like I was running quite slowly (and that was certainly the case) I was still passing some people in that final mile. There was a big sign that said ‘one mile left’ and I told myself at that point ‘I can do anything for 15 minutes.’ I knew I was moving at faster than a 15 minute mile and therefore would be done before then. Turning the corner from
RECOVERY
Sunday Night (Day 0)
After crossing the finish line they cut your timing chip off your shoe, give you a finisher’s medal, hand you a tinfoil blanket, snap your photo, and give you a free beer. I can say I enjoyed the beer but was FREEZING as soon as I stopped running. I also had trouble walking from the moment I crossed the finish line and everything hurt. I’m talking legs (duh) and feet and arms and back. Heck even my abs hurt which was a pretty strange feeling. I made a pretty quick exit due to the cold and caught a bus, then a cab back to my apartment. Getting out of the cab and up my stairs took some time but I made it. I got inside and promptly took a handful of Aleve (okay only 2) and jumped into the shower. By ‘jumped’ I should say I had to use my arms to pull my legs one at a time over the edge of the tub and into the shower.
After the shower I at the better part of a large pizza, drank a ton of water, and passed out on my bed. I only lasted about 30 minutes before I had to relocate. My bed was not comfortable enough for me and I was cramping up so I moved to the couch. On the couch I slept for hours and got up only to use the bathroom.
Monday (Day 1)
I woke up Monday and was very stiff and very very sore. It wasn’t as bad as Sunday night but if Sunday was an 80/100 on the pain scale, Monday was 77/100. While I’d planned on taking Monday off, it turned out I had to work and flew down to
That night the guys from work also gave me crap about my newly developed limp but were happy I finished and was alive. By Monday night walking was better but stairs and sitting down / standing up was still murder.
Tuesday (Day 2)
By Tuesday I was feeling more normal and was walking with relative ease. There is no chance in hell I could have run then but at least I was semi mobile.
Wednesday (Day 3)
Again, things were feeling better on Wednesday and I was walking almost pain free. Stairs were still my enemy. I got a massage on Wednesday and proceeded to spend an hour in the steam room which felt amazing. Again, if someone told me to run today I would have told them to kiss my Irish ass.
EPILOGUE
It’s 2 weeks after the race and I’m feeling okay. I ran 3 miles on Thursday and everything went well. I am still a bit sore from that short run now but at least I’m able to run now. I just watched the clips of Lance Armstrong running the NYC Marathon and have decided I want to run that sucker some day. Hey, Lance only beat me by 2 hours. For now I’m happy to run 3k, 5k, 8k, 7 miles, 10 miles, or maybe a half marathon or two before I regroup for the next big thing. If you read all the way to this point congratulations – sorry for the rambling!